A nipplehawk of many names

When you spend 24 hours a day, 7 days a week with someone, you tend to get a little bored of calling that person by just one boring old worn out moniker. So..a list of the nicknames that we've come up with for the sprog - so far.
- Little man
- Little mister
- The Nipplehawk
- Sweet pea
- Cutie patootie
- Stinky Baby (very popular)
- Mister Man
- poofy boy (kokum's nickname for him)
- King Cale
- baby
- Babyface
- softie baby
- sweet baby
- My tiny
- Grumpty dumpty
- The Grumpian highlander
- Stinkopotomus Rex
- Funky Stinkerbean

...and that's just off the top of my head. Pretty sure there's more.