Me: "I'm going to go run your bath, little guy. Try not to destroy anything while I'm gone."
Chaos: Smiles sweetly, gurgles. (sitting on bed, fully clothed, playing with toy.)
30 seconds later - It's too quiet. I go to check on him. Find pantsless baby removing framed pictures from wall and dismantling them.
30 frickin seconds to get half nekkid and start wrecking shit. Man, I love that kid.
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